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Chapter 19

Author: Padraiggg | Adventure: The Madman? | 12 Comments »

“Hello Trent ive been expecting you” said a voice it was coming from in the speakers above Trents head. He could tell it was the boss beacuse it was his voice that was speaking. “I think youll find escape is quite…impossible hahaha”. Trent didnt want to escape though he was here to kill the boss, after that he would probably leave but if no one was trying to get him it wasnt really escaping. He thought for a second if he should explain this but instead tossed a gas bomb into the air conditioning ducts and somersaulted after it. Now there was a game of cat and mouse a deadly game of cat and mouse. The people in the base couldnt breathe because of the gas, except trent he had thrown the gas so was expecting it and wearing a mask, and the boss who had a gas mask but not the other people because he didnt want to buy them all one he had just paid a big national insurance bill and he wasnt going to go spending silly money on masks and things.

—— a romantic interlude——

Trent was in victorian times he had a top hat and a moustache and an insatiable appetite for industrial advancement. A boy with a soot on his face was selling newspapers that said things about victorian times and he was shouting them out so you could tell what times it was just from that. Also there was lots of fog an orphan tried to beg off trent but his cries for food were no match for trents tiger style hurricane kick. Just then the queen elizabeth saw all of this and trent seduced her easily with a tip of his hat and she had 17 children off him.

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But it turned out that all of that hadnt happened! trent had passed out off the gas and was dreaming of victorian times becaues of  the man in the shop had sold him a bad gas mask! trent added him to his list of people to get but then the boss took the list and the pencil out of trents hands. He glanced down at the list and saw his name at the top and his feelings were hurt a little bit. “oh I suppose ill make my own list now and put YOUR name at the top Trent” he wanted to say. Trent was unconscious again off the gas but he thought it was better not to risk it. The boss said “henchmen, take him away!” but about 38 seconds went by and nothing had happened then he realised all his henchmen were unconscious because of the gas! he quickly employed some new conscious henchmen and said the take him away command again and they dragged trent off to the punishment chamber whiel he watched form the other side of his door through the little window thing. He had left his coat on the back of his chair but he pretended he didnt need it even though it was cold outside. he would wait until trent was punished to death and then go and get it…

12 Comments on “Chapter 19”

  1. 1 Ana said at 1:49 PM on March 9th, 2010:

    ahh the window thing like in true lies

  2. 2 Ana said at 1:51 PM on March 9th, 2010:

    oh nono… i see now.. the window of a door… so many layers. this new groundbreaking style of literature is well lavish and full of imagery

  3. 3 pickarooney said at 2:05 PM on March 9th, 2010:

    I love that the list is actually real :D

  4. 4 Rob said at 12:22 AM on March 10th, 2010:

    I love this man! Love it!

  5. 5 Trashbat said at 10:43 AM on March 12th, 2010:

    This Makes the Kris Akabusi stories look amatuerish.

    Trent is a complex character and i cant get enough.

    but the suspense is killing me….will Trent escape?

  6. 6 Leon said at 8:31 PM on March 18th, 2010:

    The sheer amount of literary quality here bends spacetime. Trent is an astro-physics phenomenon. He is that which string theory cannot explain. He is… Trent.

  7. 7 Adam said at 3:47 AM on April 25th, 2010:

    With a bit of tightening up of his grammar and flow, Padraigg could be a contender for the Nobel Prize in literature.

  8. 8 Eric said at 2:06 AM on April 26th, 2010:

    I believe Padraig is making a wonderful exploration into the mind of the criminally insane. The delusions of Trent juxtaposed with the violent reality of the protagonist combine to weave a theme of violent insanity, which in turn is contextualised by the minutae details (Such as his hat, and his coat) that symbolise Trent’s precarious grip on sanity.

  9. 9 Larry said at 7:30 AM on April 26th, 2010:

    wat?? but its teh grammars that make it great. this is nustyle internet writing of many wonders. may trent make sex to countless women… also… shit! how’s he gun get outa this one?

  10. 10 David said at 3:58 PM on April 26th, 2010:

    ‘an insatiable appetite for industrial advancement’… this is what makes Padraiggg gggreat!!

  11. 11 Charles said at 3:06 AM on April 27th, 2010:

    So, so good. Never stop!

  12. 12 Ian said at 8:08 AM on April 27th, 2010:

    @Denis: *cough* nerd! Lol!

    Good stuff as always Padraigg!