Chapter 17
Author: Padraiggg | Adventure: The Madman? | 9 Comments »hmm there was something familiar about this man trent thought, now what was it… Trent looked at the man on the face and also all over his body. He must of done at least 7 looks. “oh yes!” trent sudenly thought, he is my exact double and is wearing exactly the smae face and clothes as me. except it wasnt exactly the same clothes because of they wouldnt of both fit in his trousers no matter how nice they were they only had 2 legs for a start and even discounting what the men had in theirĀ pockets, guns probably, they never would of fit. besides the man was jumping around and trying to get trent so there was no time for anything like that anyway. The other man was almost as good as Trent and was shooting a machine gun really quickly at him so trent knew he would have to do one of his best tricks. Trent dodged the bullets that were being shot at him and hid behind a bush he knew the man would follow him there like candy to a baby ‘come to poppa’ trent thought. Trent was being very queit like when you pretend to be asleep because you want to lie in and someone opens your bedroom door a bit and looks at you. The man was coming up to behind the bush now so Trent quickly pretended to be a mirror and the man stopped and started doing his hair. BANG! Trent shot the man! Trent searched the almost trent for a clue and found a clue in his pocket. it was a note from the Boss! KILL TRENT AND RETURN TO SECRET BASE COORDINATES 1576-844. Trent left the trent double in the ditch and started running in the direction of the base he could see in the distance a pack of secretaries rushing over to the dead Trent double like a pack of cats rushing to some spilt milk. “hahaha have fun ladies ” he said to himself.
“The man was coming up to behind the bush now so Trent quickly pretended to be a mirror and the man stopped and started doing his hair. BANG!” Classic!
This has ‘cult smash’ written all over it. BANG. Hahaha.Merry Christmas.
I love the mirror bit as well! So classically Trent. He is so able to think(and have sex) on his feet..or his hands or anywhere he wanted to have sex, cause he is Trent!Meooow!
Padraiggg you genius.
“Hahaha” said Corporal Jones. “Same old Trent!”
Peeow
“The man was coming up to behind the bush now so Trent quickly pretended to be a mirror and the man stopped and started doing his hair. BANG!” Classic!
This has ‘cult smash’ written all over it. BANG. Hahaha.Merry Christmas.
Trent!! I love you! Please shoot me!!!! :’(
Trent!! I love you! Please shoot me!!!! :’(
“The man was coming up to behind the bush now so Trent quickly pretended to be a mirror and the man stopped and started doing his hair. BANG!” Classic!