Chapter 16

Author: Padraiggg | Adventure: The Madman? | 19 Comments »

Trent wnet into the stripclub because of he had found a matchbox that said the name of it at the antiques office. He saw the ladies being paid to take there clothes off and the men looking at them. He wasnt sure why they werent just having sex with them for free instead. This annoyed him though and he karate choopped a few of them in the neck as he walked passed. He could see the boss stripper she was doing a dance on the stage Trent climbed on the stage and stunned her slightly with a modest roundhouse disguised as a pirouette. Now he could get the information. ‘where is your boyfriend i no he has the information of who set me up’. One of the strippers had been had sex with off trent before though and could see what was happening! She summoned the other strippers with a hawk like shriek and they all surrounded Trent like people surrounding a person! There was no way trent was going to pay each one of them €20 euros so he had to think fast. Trent started doing the maths in his head ’37 strippers… decimal… three… power of ten…’ Trent was getting bored though and just decided to pulverise the head stripper with a fantastic wheelkick. He had remembered his army training about strippers and knew the rest would run away without there master. He didnt have the information but he wasnt going to leave empty handed. trent scooped up some of the stragglers and abseiled out of the building onto a passigng lorry.

19 Comments on “Chapter 16”

  1. 1 Denis (mayordenis) said at 9:00 PM on January 14th, 2010:

    You sir are a total fucking genius.

  2. 2 Laura said at 10:22 PM on January 14th, 2010:

    “He had remembered his army training about strippers and knew the rest would run away without there master.”

    Strippers are only as strong as their leader!!

    Absolute quality dude :)

  3. 3 Cluster said at 2:16 AM on January 15th, 2010:

    Brilliant sir, brilliant :D

  4. 4 Linda said at 8:46 AM on January 15th, 2010:

    This is possibly the best stuff I have ever read, keep it up!

  5. 5 Gav said at 9:24 AM on January 15th, 2010:

    Fantastic stuff, keep them coming.

    SNAPKICK

  6. 6 mick said at 2:55 PM on January 15th, 2010:

    padraiggg keep this goin sir. havent laughed as much in ages. trent is the reason for the internet

  7. 7 Angie said at 3:16 PM on January 15th, 2010:

    Ah Padraiggg you’re the feckin business!

  8. 8 rach said at 12:29 AM on January 16th, 2010:

    Nice one Padraig, Trent is the man, Peooooooww! :D

  9. 9 northernpower said at 1:40 PM on January 16th, 2010:

    pirouette…pirouette…pirouette….
    ROUNDKICK!

  10. 10 Caitriona said at 4:06 PM on January 16th, 2010:

    Trent is the man Im in love *swoons**
    Keep them coming Paridraigggg

  11. 11 Leon said at 11:14 AM on January 17th, 2010:

    This is a literary revolution.

  12. 12 aaronh007 said at 12:31 AM on January 18th, 2010:

    Best thing I have read in years. Keep up the great work

  13. 13 me said at 7:26 PM on January 19th, 2010:

    Please write more soon! xxx

  14. 14 David said at 9:46 PM on January 19th, 2010:

    You are several shades of awesome!

  15. 15 Kinger said at 6:51 PM on January 21st, 2010:

    The next chapter is done. Should it not be here?

  16. 16 Neil said at 8:41 AM on January 22nd, 2010:

    Pretty sure that one was outed as a fake, and not written by the real padraiggg.

  17. 17 Simon said at 11:33 AM on April 26th, 2010:

    pirouette…pirouette…pirouette….
    ROUNDKICK!

  18. 18 Rob said at 9:00 PM on April 27th, 2010:

    Pretty sure that one was outed as a fake, and not written by the real padraiggg.

  19. 19 Jonathan said at 12:43 AM on April 28th, 2010:

    Please write more soon! xxx